Pride Of Being....... Hongkies, Singaporeans, Indonesians and Malaysians

Received from Tiah Lambert via email.

Tks, Tiah. Really telling, isn't it ;)

> >> Being Hongkies is good because...
> >>
> >> 1. We are Hongkies and not Chinese.
> >>
> >> 2. We can talk and shout and nobody gives a damn.
> >>
> >> 3. Jackie Chan is our icon.
> >>
> >> 4. We can live in a 5' x 5' cubicle and call it luxury apartment. We
> >> even need to pay HK$10,000 a month for this cubicle.
> >>
> >> 5. Our children can speak Cantonese at a young age.
> >>
> >> 6. We get to blame everything on Feng Shui or Tung Chee Hwa or the
> >> mainland communists.
> >>
> >> 7. Gambling is more interesting than sex. Macau is the place to go for
> >> thrills!
> >>
> >> 8. We produce a lot of Miss Hong Kong to the enjoyment of the rich and
> >> famous.
> >>
> >>
> >> We love being Singaporean because..
> >>
> >> 1. We are not Malaysians.
> >>
> >> 2. Everyone (especially the Malaysian) hates us, except ourselves.
> >>
> >> 3. Famous for Orchard Road and we love Geylang. Geylang is the place to
> >> go for thrills!
> >>
> >> 4. We have our own island.
> >>
> >> 5. We will never ever have yucky chewing gum stuck under our shoes.
> >>
> >> 6. We know how to enjoy our vacation in Malaysia - keep a few RM50
> >> notes before you enter the highway: You can throw anything, anytime,
> >> anywhere and always wash our cars at the resort.
> >>
> >> 7. We can speed up to 180 kilometers per hour and not ending up with a
> >> summon as long as we have RM50 with us to spare.
> >>
> >> 8. The men are always concerned, first question to ask a girl 'Do you
> >> have CPF?'
> >>
> >> 9. Never fear of getting lost in our country - S$20 taxi ride will get
> >> you into the sea. Hahaha!
> >>
> >> 10. We'll never have to worry about finding Mr or Ms right because the
> >> government will find one for us.
> >>
> >> 11. 1 Singapore dollar = 2.5 Ringgit... nyek nyek nyek.
> >>
> >> 12. It's OK to be Kiasu. It's part of our culture.
> >>
> >>
> >> Top reasons for being Indonesian are as follow...
> >>
> >> 1. We are not Australian.
> >>
> >> 2. We live in the biggest country in South East Asia .
> >>
> >> 3. No pirates in Indonesia water if you exclude the Navy and Coast
> >> guards.
> >>
> >> 4. Everything is cheap, even our salaries...
> >>
> >> 5. We can blame everything to Suharto or BJ Habibie or Gus Dur or
> >> Megawati or who's next?
> >>
> >> 6. Only in Indonesia you can get involved in real demonstrations daily
> >> for different causes and see no results.
> >>
> >> 7. Our Rupiah is like a Yo Yo, it can go up and down just because IMF
> >> say so...
> >>
> >> 8. We burn everything and nobody gives a damn. We cause haze all over
> >> the South East Asia and nobody can do a thing... nyek nyek nyek.
> >>
> >> 9. We don't need fire fighters as our neighbours will provide...
> >>
> >>
> >> Being a Malaysian is the best because...
> >>
> >> 1. World tallest twin towers, Best F1 circuit, largest roti canai, most
> >> expensive toll rates, because Malaysia Boleh!
> >>
> >> 2. We can be driving, picking our nose, cursing another driver, talking
> >> on the handphone, adjusting the radio and bribing the traffic police
> >> at the same time.
> >>
> >> 3. We divorce by sending SMS.
> >>
> >> 4. Traffic summon can be settled on the spot with the traffic police.
> >>
> >> 5. We have Teh Tarik & Roti Canai on the Russian space ship.
> >>
> >> 6. We can save a lot of electricity b'coz our TV shows are so crappy.
> >>
> >> 7. We can blame everything on the haze or George Soros or government or
> >> opposition parties or...
> >>
> >> 8. Resourceful City Council, one person to drive the van, one to carry
> >> the ladder, one to change a street's bulb and three others watching...
> >>
> >> 9. We make 2 lane trunk roads into 3 lane highway and back to 2 lane
> >> when police are sighted
> >>
> >> 10. There's always something for the JKR/TNB/TALIKOM/SYABAS to do. They
> >> dig, resurface the road, dig and resurface...and blame each other for
> >> bad co-ordination.
> >>
> >> 11. All main roads are designated highway because it gives Velooo a
> >> reason to collect toll.
> >>
> >> 12. Our government can never be wrong or dishonest.
> >>
> >> 13. Our badminton players win already only need to pay them RM35,000
> >> very cheap compare to David Beckham.
> >>
> >> 14. You can have 4 wives and many mistresses
> >>  how nice is life.
> >>
> >> 15. We can even use C4 bomb to bombard Gengkis Khan or Kublai Khan
> >> grandchildren.
> >>
> >> 16. We have more water than Singapore .... nyek nyek nyek.
> >>
> >> 17. If you got no monies you can always snatch other peoples monies
> >> since police can't do much to help.
> >>
> >> 18. If you are a police, doesn't matter about the traffic rules, its
> >> for citizens only
> >>
> >> 19. If you are a policeman rider you can kick and bang people car like
> >> nobody business
> >>
> >> 20.. If you drive a police car, you can speed cause speed limit only
> >> apply to citizens
> >>
> >> 21. All motor rider can join the recognized & supported Mat Rempit club
> >> for free and can
> >> beat up anybody in their way and can even throw stones at the
> >> police station anytime they like.
> >>
> >> 21. If you got nothing to do join the rela and go to the kongsi gelap
> >> and extort monies from all over.
> >>
> >> 22. You can rape any mini skirt and blame them for wearing very little.
> >>
> >> 23. A country so free to do things you like. Tell me which country is
> >> like ours.
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