Friday, October 22, 2010

Pride Of Being....... Hongkies, Singaporeans, Indonesians and Malaysians

Received from Tiah Lambert via email.

Tks, Tiah. Really telling, isn't it ;)


> >> Being Hongkies is good because...
> >>
> >> 1. We are Hongkies and not Chinese.
> >>
> >> 2. We can talk and shout and nobody gives a damn.
> >>
> >> 3. Jackie Chan is our icon.
> >>
> >> 4. We can live in a 5' x 5' cubicle and call it luxury apartment. We
> >> even need to pay HK$10,000 a month for this cubicle.
> >>
> >> 5. Our children can speak Cantonese at a young age.
> >>
> >> 6. We get to blame everything on Feng Shui or Tung Chee Hwa or the
> >> mainland communists.
> >>
> >> 7. Gambling is more interesting than sex. Macau is the place to go for
> >> thrills!
> >>
> >> 8. We produce a lot of Miss Hong Kong to the enjoyment of the rich and
> >> famous.
> >>
> >>
> >> We love being Singaporean because..
> >>
> >> 1. We are not Malaysians.
> >>
> >> 2. Everyone (especially the Malaysian) hates us, except ourselves.
> >>
> >> 3. Famous for Orchard Road and we love Geylang. Geylang is the place to
> >> go for thrills!
> >>
> >> 4. We have our own island.
> >>
> >> 5. We will never ever have yucky chewing gum stuck under our shoes.
> >>
> >> 6. We know how to enjoy our vacation in Malaysia - keep a few RM50
> >> notes before you enter the highway: You can throw anything, anytime,
> >> anywhere and always wash our cars at the resort.
> >>
> >> 7. We can speed up to 180 kilometers per hour and not ending up with a
> >> summon as long as we have RM50 with us to spare.
> >>
> >> 8. The men are always concerned, first question to ask a girl 'Do you
> >> have CPF?'
> >>
> >> 9. Never fear of getting lost in our country - S$20 taxi ride will get
> >> you into the sea. Hahaha!
> >>
> >> 10. We'll never have to worry about finding Mr or Ms right because the
> >> government will find one for us.
> >>
> >> 11. 1 Singapore dollar = 2.5 Ringgit... nyek nyek nyek.
> >>
> >> 12. It's OK to be Kiasu. It's part of our culture.
> >>
> >>
> >> Top reasons for being Indonesian are as follow...
> >>
> >> 1. We are not Australian.
> >>
> >> 2. We live in the biggest country in South East Asia .
> >>
> >> 3. No pirates in Indonesia water if you exclude the Navy and Coast
> >> guards.
> >>
> >> 4. Everything is cheap, even our salaries...
> >>
> >> 5. We can blame everything to Suharto or BJ Habibie or Gus Dur or
> >> Megawati or who's next?
> >>
> >> 6. Only in Indonesia you can get involved in real demonstrations daily
> >> for different causes and see no results.
> >>
> >> 7. Our Rupiah is like a Yo Yo, it can go up and down just because IMF
> >> say so...
> >>
> >> 8. We burn everything and nobody gives a damn. We cause haze all over
> >> the South East Asia and nobody can do a thing... nyek nyek nyek.
> >>
> >> 9. We don't need fire fighters as our neighbours will provide...
> >>
> >>
> >> Being a Malaysian is the best because...
> >>
> >> 1. World tallest twin towers, Best F1 circuit, largest roti canai, most
> >> expensive toll rates, because Malaysia Boleh!
> >>
> >> 2. We can be driving, picking our nose, cursing another driver, talking
> >> on the handphone, adjusting the radio and bribing the traffic police
> >> at the same time.
> >>
> >> 3. We divorce by sending SMS.
> >>
> >> 4. Traffic summon can be settled on the spot with the traffic police.
> >>
> >> 5. We have Teh Tarik & Roti Canai on the Russian space ship.
> >>
> >> 6. We can save a lot of electricity b'coz our TV shows are so crappy.
> >>
> >> 7. We can blame everything on the haze or George Soros or government or
> >> opposition parties or...
> >>
> >> 8. Resourceful City Council, one person to drive the van, one to carry
> >> the ladder, one to change a street's bulb and three others watching...
> >>
> >> 9. We make 2 lane trunk roads into 3 lane highway and back to 2 lane
> >> when police are sighted
> >>
> >> 10. There's always something for the JKR/TNB/TALIKOM/SYABAS to do. They
> >> dig, resurface the road, dig and resurface...and blame each other for
> >> bad co-ordination.
> >>
> >> 11. All main roads are designated highway because it gives Velooo a
> >> reason to collect toll.
> >>
> >> 12. Our government can never be wrong or dishonest.
> >>
> >> 13. Our badminton players win already only need to pay them RM35,000
> >> very cheap compare to David Beckham.
> >>
> >> 14. You can have 4 wives and many mistresses
> >>  how nice is life.
> >>
> >> 15. We can even use C4 bomb to bombard Gengkis Khan or Kublai Khan
> >> grandchildren.
> >>
> >> 16. We have more water than Singapore .... nyek nyek nyek.
> >>
> >> 17. If you got no monies you can always snatch other peoples monies
> >> since police can't do much to help.
> >>
> >> 18. If you are a police, doesn't matter about the traffic rules, its
> >> for citizens only
> >>
> >> 19. If you are a policeman rider you can kick and bang people car like
> >> nobody business
> >>
> >> 20.. If you drive a police car, you can speed cause speed limit only
> >> apply to citizens
> >>
> >> 21. All motor rider can join the recognized & supported Mat Rempit club
> >> for free and can
> >> beat up anybody in their way and can even throw stones at the
> >> police station anytime they like.
> >>
> >> 21. If you got nothing to do join the rela and go to the kongsi gelap
> >> and extort monies from all over.
> >>
> >> 22. You can rape any mini skirt and blame them for wearing very little.
> >>
> >> 23. A country so free to do things you like. Tell me which country is
> >> like ours.
>


Tuesday, October 19, 2010

"ESTAWOO"

Received via email. 

In the program called (ONE FAMILY) on MAJD channel

The speaker was Dr.Yahya Alyahya (head of the CALL to Islam Committee)

He said that Muslims are never disorganized; they just need to be CONVINCED

 

THEN HE TOLD A STORY OF AN AMERICAN NON MUSLIM MAN WHO WAS

DISCUSSING ABOUT ISLAM WITH HIM WHILE HE WAS WATCHING

LIVE ON BROADCAST OF SALAT ISHA FROM KAABAH, ON TV

 

The American man was so amazed of how crowded is the masjid,

more than 3 million Muslims were there at the last nights of the holy month of Ramadan, so crowded, so disorganized.

 

 

 


The sheikh asked the Non-Muslim man: How long do you think they'll take to organize themselves in rows and start the Salaat?

 

He answered: at least 2-3 hours

 

The sheikh said: but the masjid (HARAM) of Kaaba is 4 floors

 

The man said: OH, this's will make it about 12 hours then


The sheikh said: put in your mind that they are from countries all over the world with different languages.

   

The American man said: THEN IT's IMPOSSIBLE TO ORGANIZE THEM BY ANY MEANS!!


Then the Salaat time came, and sheikh Sudais of Makkah stood up and said (ESTAWOO)=Arrange yourselves

 

And within seconds, the whole scene changed and the crowd of 3 million Muslims arranged themselves in well-organized rows in NO TIME !!

 





The American man stared at the TV screen for a moment, and then said:


ASH-ASH-HADU ALLAH ILAHA ILLA ALLAH WA ASH-HADU ANNA MOHAMMADAN RASOOLOLLAH.

(I bear witness that there is none worthy of worship but ALLAH, and I bear witness that Mohammad is His Servant and Messenger)

--
"O Allaah grant a good end to all our matters and save us from humiliation in the world and the punishment of the Hereafter." (Sunan Ahmed)    

 

 

 

 


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